Oh that’s adorable. My modern car has a light on the mirror that indicates there’s an obstruction in the next lane using radar (I assume). I can’t even rear end someone. It automatically stops. Cars are so safe nowadays I’m going to let my kids drive my car. (Instead of learning on grandpa’s old jalopy like I did.)

Man does no one listen to Jam music anymore? This is what live music is all about!

A “disciplinary chauvinist”. I’ve never heard that term before. You should probably know a lot of people engaged in the hard sciences and engineering think the social sciences are largely hokum. You have to admit there’s a serious absence of intellectual rigor.

I listen to music at the gym but if I need a little extra anger to push through on the elliptical there’s always Trump on CNN. I don’t even have to listen. Just his smug face does it. I can run forever.

Thyroid hormone I bet. They should test for that. It happens, luckily there’s a pill for that. I’m always happy to have the things they have the cure for, like Heart, BP and thyroid.

Republicans don’t eat their own, as demonstrated by the President, who takes a metaphorical shit on the New testament almost daily with the approval of evangelicals. Franken was boorish. He was also a great champion. He should have stayed.

Georgia. What’d you expect. Look no state is squeaky clean but c’mon. Isn’t there supposed to be a voting rights act? Didn’t I hear something thing about that in the Supreme court a couple of years ago?

Hey. I got one of those texts years ago. I didn’t even notice the titty until my wife pointed it out. To be fair it was a particularly photogenic newborn.  My point is you aren’t alone.  

Whoa whoa whoa. Don’t insult the chuck. The flavor to dollar ratio beats any french wine hands down.

I mean, I wish we would stop shaming people for the sex they’ve had, considering the things she did we have all done (and have been done) a zillion times.

It’s not lost on me that Christians are easily fooled by hucksters.

Sorry man. I can let a lot of shit slide from republicans and conservatives but the gloves have to come off. Separating crying babies from helpless refugees has made me cold to the niceties you’d want to cling too. Their racism is a cancer we have to cut out. Anything that ridicules and demeans them is fine with me.

People think men kept women down for the last 3000 years but in reality babies did. Very few women survived the horrors of non medical assisted pregnancies. Many many women had their bodies ruined by deformity and incontinence, with no help of medical intervention.

Jesus you make him sound like Harvey.  He’s not like Harvey. 

Oh you’d have preferred George HW Bush?  Anyone who is ever president has to do things they don’t like that we all might disagree with.  Bill is smart.  Smarter than you probably.  You forget the alternative.

OK but people get in trouble when they read their own needs and emotions into animals. Especially one as foreign as a spider. Do spiders breath? I think they take in oxygen thru their exoskeleton, which is one reason why they don’t grow bigger in real life. They may just sort of slowly hibernate.

I think she wanted to hold onto him and use him to get his people to stop terrorizing earth. The kid kicked him off the crane but since he got away he can come back with his crew and take someone else. He was in a sense possibly condemning someone else, which he had no right to do.

Counterpoint: Men smell bad and women bathe.

Sorry kid: If you haven’t been around since the Nixon administration you’ve never seen anything like this shit. Boy I remember Tricky Dick. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.