You know, I’m a lib, and I feel pretty owned right now, but it has nothing to do with the owners at all. Rosanne, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson and all their deplorable children can take the weekend off.

Everything is bigger in New York. 

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You can get spores on the internet. Then all you need is a damp basement and some horseshit. I feel like I should insert a republican joke here, but I’m too exhausted from the news. Sorry.

He doesn’t give a shit about his unborn “children”.  He’s pissed off she didn’t have to do what he said. 

All testicles are wrinkled. Maybe you meant smelly? I’d accept smelly.

“only courtesy of an outdated system”

I mean, I was a pretty good kid.  What did you do? 

Then can you explain this to me? Peas? I cook for my family every night and if I make peas my wife doesn’t speak to me. Are the black eyed parts made of sugar and fat because peas are not tasty. Not on date night. Not on Tuesday night or almost any night. They only work on thanksgiving because of gravy.

I’m having a hard time shrugging off the anger.  He’s such an asshole.  It fuels my trip to the gym every morning.

Whiskey and cigarettes

Can you imagine, as the lion, the realization that house cats live in this amazing luxury. A couch! Imagine your entire life you slept on rocks and dirt, or in trees with your kill so nothing steals it, surrounded by insects and piss. Now imagine a couch. Think of how great your couch is after a hard day. Now imagine…

Satan is definitely for state funding of religious schools. No Doubt. He’s also pro life as they say. Nothing makes Satan happier than oppressing women. Women are his greatest foe. That’s why he went after Eve in the bible.  Fear.  

Ug If I hear that Jesse theme song one more time I’m banning the internet. Are kid shows shorter or do they play the opening theme three times an episode? It’s starting to haunt my brain when I’m trying to go to sleep.

You seem wicked angry but I don’t have any mean intentions. When I was a kid there were no Indian characters. Times change. Apu was the first, he was part of my childhood, and I liked and respected him, although I never really thought about it until recently. That’s all.  I don’t understand why everyone wants to fight…

Toughness doesn’t come from from throwing the punch. Toughness comes from taking the one he throws back. In this case I’ll happily take that shot. It’s for a good cause.

Daily News says Robert Sofia is his name.  Where’d you get this? 

Ya I’m not watching any documentaries, thanks.

Apu was the first Indian character I knew too, and I always thought he was portrayed well. I don’t remember that episode at all. That’s pretty unmistakably bad. There’s a huge part of the simpsons I missed, I suppose. Someone must have watched them all, but I don’t know who.

Robert Sofia. It’s an easy name to remember. What an asshole. The PTA president! Boy I want to punch this guy so bad.