OK point taken, but I don’t get why Apu is so offensive. He’s married, dedicated father, business owner, pillar of the community. Wiggum is offensive. Homer is offensive. Not all middle aged men are donut eating chubby wubbies ok. I mean I am, but some aren’t. Probably.

It made me pretty angry too. How about doxxing the ex, in case I ever come across him and feel a little punchy.  He sounds like a real asshole.  I bet his boss would like to know.  

Thanks for the video at the end. I thought I’d never come from that picture.

Well that sounds terrible, I’m so sorry. Boy they don’t tell you about that stuff ahead of time. My wife had similar (but much less severe) issues with our first. The second was easier. I don’t know how women did it without silicon, and medicine.  I’d be a widower for sure. 

nope

Actually I said years ago that marriage was generally a mistake, but what I meant was a wedding was a mistake. You pay for a huge party and a wild vacation and then come home and start your life broke. It’s the huge ceremony that’s a mistake. Go to city hall (and maybe still go on a (sex) vacation-that’s fine).

Do you think Superman has to watch his diet? I mean, he exercises a lot, but he must have to eat right to be fit. Do you think, on a slow news day say, he goes out after dinner to fly around the earth a couple of times to get his miles in? Do you think he takes Lois because it burns more calories to carry someone?

Weird, I was going to say Biggie Smalls but that was Vegas not New Jersey right? Man that was a long time ago. 

I LOVE smoking weed but can’t hang with libertarians because they all seem to want to fight for the right to call someone names. If libertarians actually cared about your liberty they’d be loved, but they don’t. They want to call women feminazis and black people niggers and they want no repercussions.

I thought they didn’t like her because she was catholic. Or American. Or, wait, divorced...

I mean, we know who he is.

Satan?

I don’t remember the crying children of immigrants being separated from their terrified parents happening for a while now and I’m not sure you know what you’re talking about. Maybe you should go yell into an empty closet.

I just came to say oh my god that statue has a huge dick. I can’t believe I took so long to get it. Huge dick statue. Classic.  

Dude Italy stopped growing and evolving in the 1600s. The last great thing Italy gave the world was 400 some odd years ago.

Hey, if you only sleep with virgins they never know how bad you are in bed. They have nothing to compare it too.

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Damit Milty. Still killin’ after all these years.

Well watching your dad slowly die in front of God and everyone takes a lot out of a person. It probably makes you angry all the time and blind to where your misdirected rage might go.

I’ll volunteer. It’s cool to get creative right? I’m going to get creative.