I don’t understand why Aunt Jemima makes maple syrup at all. Sorry. Don’t they get maple syrup from Vermont? No one had slaves in Vermont. Plus she’s not dressed for the climate. It’s cold up there. Makes no sense.

It’s such an interesting character flaw. It’s like a genetic marker for dumbness. Nowadays racism is so easily proven wrong. You have to really work at it.

They have been lucky to make it to a brothel. At least they’d be indoors. More likely they’d have been forced to service truckers in the fens and woods around Italian highways. I wish I could find that article but honestly you wouldn’t want to read it. It still kind of haunts my nightmares.  

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You are so right on.

I’m sure I didn’t get it from the restaurant. My kid barfed on me. No doubt. But I’ll still never go back to that restaurant and eat that lobster mac and cheese again. God I loved that dish. Doesn’t matter, my brain is now and forever hard wired. I get nauseous just thinking about it. Weird.

You have to ride it out. Take comfort in the fact that you probably just dropped 5 pounds. Drink a lot of fluids so it’s not all water weight. Enjoy how nicely your clothes fit mid week.

Just as easily have Noro? There is nothing easy about Noro. I’m afraid to even type it again for fear it appears, beetlejuice like, to fuck with me again . Since he described a near death experience I bet it was that which shall be named. I’ve often hoped for the sweet release of death, only to be rewarded by more…

You have to admit though: Stanhope was a lot more plausible. That guy is a dirt bag. It’s not that I wanted CK to be innocent, I just couldn’t believe Stanhope wasn’t guilty.

Hate isn’t the right word. As someone from Massachusetts I’m embarrassed by him. He’s all the worst things about my state and about Boston in general. He’s not reformed, he’s a greedy fame whore. he’ll do anything to that end. It runs in his family.

Jesus those abs. I thought they only existed in comic books.

I’m amazed by this sentiment. Conservatives have been begging to be punched since Obama was elected. Your dickishness is so famous it’s literally become world famous thanks to Trump.

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Wasn’t it all whoopie’s idea? They were dating at the time.

There’s a sort of Sinatra/ Elvis divide. They were Sinatra. For them the sixties lingered. I grew up like Mad men. Martinis and smoking. Playboy but in black and white and with jazz.

I’m 50 and I vaguely remember how common it was in the 60s. Women got pinched or groped out in the open all the time. I remember some drunk old ladies at the italian club (who must have been in their 50s then, Ha) loved it. Looking back they hated their husbands and were being publicly fondled by their high school…

Maybe you should stop saying the Canadian “aye” after everything aye? Is that what this is aboot?

Whoa whoa whoa. We tarred and feathered Torries, British soldiers, and politicians before the revolutionary war. Don’t spread your southern bullshit around here. We have enough as it is.

Mississippi? Come to Massachusetts. Even if we were wet and hard for Jesus up here (which we aren’t) it’s cool enough that you can keep your windows closed.