Right? That fat fuck had it coming.

Counterpoint: My daughter’s first real word was Obama. It’s the perfect baby word and name by the way. That was like 2006 when he was everywhere. So cute.

Wrong. It’s pure imbalance of power. Jesus, if anything the problem is that these men were never trained to be ashamed of themselves.

Dude. God that’s too extreme. You shouldn’t want him to die. He’s a human being.

I assume Trump will just use his future mug shot?

I only tour in Massachusetts, Colorado, Washington state, and Alaska. So weed. Very expensive weed with a cool name, like girl scout cookie kush or orange sunkist indica. Then I’m going to need every flavor of Ben and Jerry’s iced cream. Remove them from their cartons and form them into a life size iced cream…

I occasionally binge sleep. Go to bed around 700 or 800. Sleep til you aren’t tired, then force yourself to go back to sleep. It should still be dark when you wake up so it should be easy. After I get 8 hours I can lucid dream, where I recognize I’m dreaming. Sometimes I can fly!

You can’t trust them because they themselves cover up the bad ones, so you’ll never know if you’ll get a bad one or a good one, or even the odds of either, so it’s just not safe to assume they’re good.

I think a lot of these guys would be a lot more respectful to women if it wasn’t for cocaine. Normal men don’t grope women. I mean maybe I’m not normal, but what do you get out of that? I’ve heard it called a power move. I’d call it a coke move.

No I think Trump’s going down. I doubt he’ll make 2018 in the white house. Maybe a white house, with bars, but not the white house.

Ha. I read a prayer at my Mom’s wake and just as I got behind the lectern I heard her voice in my ear say: “don’t screw this up.” I’m the oldest and she wasn’t shy about giving me direction.

Huh. I was wondering where that boner came from.

Ha. Nobody has a monopoly on sexual exploitation. You have to admit though, when it comes to perverts, conservatives are the biggest and grosses ones. The preachers. The businessmen. You nasty, as the kids say.

Are you kidding? This is a full on Greek tragedy. Trump knows his end is coming. He’s probably wondering if he’ll escape jail, or even if his kids will. He can do absolutely nothing to stop it. It’s the inevitability of it. Plus everyone hates him and thinks he’s a moron. He knows all of it. He has to live with…

About as intoxicating as cocaine

Your boss sound like an asshole.

I’m a stay at home dad. My wife’s laundry is folded upstairs on her made bed before the children get home. I do all the cooking (tonight is steak tips). After my kids are gone I’m starting a small business to do it for someone else. This job is the best thing that ever happened to me.

OK but how does Matt Damon or anyone else know all that?

To be fair. I always knew he has sex with willing young actresses in exchange for parts. I never knew he was groping and raping the unwilling ones. Why would he when a line of willing ones was always forming right around the corner? It makes no sense to any normal man.

Aw. It’s not cool if we look?