1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

Ken Block’s great-grandfather right there.

Man A: Has fun, messes with people.

That really looks good in any color.

Stanced always equals ruined.

I am a (non-stanced) Miata owner, and I hate stanced Miatas.

Best race controller when you don’t have allot of room imo.

She's fast enough for you, old man. I hear it can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

As much as we love to say the Miata, I hated my 2012 NC Miata and was really sorry I bought it. Far and away I preferred my R53 MINI Cooper S, which I still have as a winter car. I should have probably eaten the depreciation on the Miata and gotten something else, but I stuck it out, put on a new coilover suspension…

I thought I was the only one who would constantly get car ads on all other sites I go to.

Congratulations! You are officially That Guy today, November 3rd 2015.

Top Gear did some pretty good work.

Later that day she drowned in an above ground pool filled with Natty Light.

Miata Is Always The Answer

Miata is always the answer.

...um...what...exactly are you doing on this site?

Can’t unsee

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

Yeah, but when he crashes, he just hits “Reset.”

Here's to hoping Santa has Zero FXS to give.