First, second, fifth...no sixth! THIRD!

Not going to judge you for the Sebring, but I am going to judge you for the wheels.

I almost bought a dark green MX-6 when they first hit dealer lots. They were difficult to find sans rear spoiler with a manual, so I had to make the most of a test drive on a rainy Saturday afternoon with a very hungover salesperson crammed into the rear seat.

“Whoa... ease up there, man.”

It was a beautiful thing, indeed. Mazda was on a serious roll with styling - the Mazda MX-6 was stunning in its own right - but the FD was on another level entirely from most anything else new at the time. R&T’s road test featured some of the best images ever of the FD... images that I couldn’t believe were real at…

I like it both ways. I also, for whatever reason, find the FD to be one of the few cars that looks pretty good with one of those big, otherwise garish wings (perhaps Initial D swayed my thinking. Not sure really)

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

Are you referring to your local state representative and senator, who passed the dubious law? Or the police officer who risks his life every day to enforce it?

Dave Ramsey’s advice is very general and made for people in financial trouble. In general, you probably shouldn’t get $30,000 in debt when you already have previous debt that you can’t pay off realistically. Paying cash for a lesser used car is a good idea in that case.

The people saying that you can just invest that…

Why are non-car people reading Jalopnik?

“Good thing I have AAA saved as a contact...”

I’m lucky to be married to a woman that supports my childish endeavors to own impratical, fun cars. To my own credit I don’t run around throwing my dick all over town and compliment the old lady on her ass now and again.

You can run rich all day long. You can run lean once.

This might be the dumbest video anyone has ever made.

Thanks. It’s nice to be appreciated for the hoopy frood I am...

You are one seriously hoopy frood!

This is all a misunderstanding. The biker didn’t break the glass because he was filming the Hell’s Angels. The biker broke it for filming in portrait mode.

...what....

This is the most important lesson that autocross taught me in my 1997 Monte Carlo - you have no idea how wide or long your car actually is....