So, you're saying every article ever written should have every piece of information ever within them?

Can we mention all the black people killed by copa this week, month, year, decade?

Let me guess, you work at Barnes & Noble and you’re designing an app?

Jalopnik headline in t-minus two hours:

I was blaming Tesla before. Not so much now.

Looks spectacularly good?

I can’t wait for the epic takedown of Hitler’s hair.

You have no earthly idea what you're talking about.

The movie is 25 years old, at the time a huge blockbuster, and since a classic and referenced in media constantly, maybe you should give up on the spoiler talk? If you haven't seen it, it's your own fault.

Way to bury the lead. MAGNUM PI BOXSET!

Way to bury the lead. MAGNUM PI BOXSET!

Some startup really needs to find a way to turn Tesla fans into just straight ahead cult members.

Can we give Zynga a Nobel for game theory too?

Yeah, people who are loudly advocating a welfare state are so selfish.

Yeah, I haven’t heard any of that from Hillary supporters. I haven’t been called white, straight, male and rich, based on no information. I’ve never been called entitled by someone who knows nothing about me.

Wow, if only you could unleash all this pent up anger on people who are actually trying to oppress you rather than someone who just happens to be male and is on your side!

Wow, you’re done with a lot of things.

He’s annoying as fuck.

Yeah, once you roll in heavy on my street with tanks, you're the aggressor.

I think your issue is not with people who say “you just haven’t crashed yet” it is with the stats that say “you will definitely fucking crash because you’re riding an engine with 2 wheels and no safety systems”.

Unfortunately, 1 coil pack is slightly more than a new Miata.