I guess if you invest early in building a religious cult your cars don’t need to work in warm environments. 

Hey Luke, the agency that made the trailer, gnet media, has had a couple of these issues in the past. It’s probably easier to get an answer from them than Bethesda.

I wish this Subaru driver lived in your town.

A $10k over the air update? Tesla owners are fucktards.

Digital Trends’ content is distributed through Yahoo!. Yahoo! pays Digital Trends for content, but its just a partnership, not ownership.

Calling McQuarrie more emotional than Mann is like saying an orange is a better sports car than a tree.

So a decade and a half as an occupying force wasn’t enough dipshit? Were they on the ropes or something?

Trump lies more while he’s getting his spray tan than Obama lies in a month. So maybe you should shut the fuck up, huh?

1. Caterham R500

They filmed in a different city each episode in a makeshift tent.

I don’t know if you understand what the word “luxury” means.

One of the most unreliable cars ever made is easy to make safe.

Hey Justin, I think your framing is pretty flip and...how should I put this...’blowjob-y’.

Whoever voted for Akira is an imbecile.

Your dad must have molested the fuck out of you.

Yeah, we blow up their country, why the fuck should we allow them to run away from the psychos we let take over their countries.

Every single one of these YouTubers can go fuck themselves. No one is censoring them, they are just saying they can’t monetize certain types of content.

Self driving racing car. I think you combined too many words.

Let’s see how many dudes who work in IT can now try to get Elon’s dick in their mouth.

If Elon has lost Jalopnik, maybe he’s lost the war.