$2000 a month? You have a mighty Coke addiction.

“Swap out the engine, it’ll be easy”

I used to work for Defy, it doesn't surprise me at all that they would shutter GT with no warning.

No fucko? Or worse? Come on, I want one of your patented shutdowns that you love so much. I mean, when you write a comment like that it is really meaningful. Please, express only your emotion, not your opinion!

Odd how dedicated to reading each and every Jezebel article, just to shit on them? Is your time really so worthless?

I bet its been a long time since someone kissed you, you joyless bastard.

You spend a lot of time on Gawker calling people wrong. Are you a shut-in or what?

Wait, it's faux outrage if you don't restate every fact?

Totally a lambo

But its going to suck, right? I mean, everything these guys have touched since the original Super Troopers has been complete garbage (except some of Beerfest, I guess).

How exactly do you fight the entire world?

I think it might be like someone shouting incoherent things when they are watching their life come to an end...but amplify that to an entire country.

1989 was the end of the malaise era? Are you sure?

Fixed this for you.

Ah, I get it, you’re super old...okay, good luck! Police the fuck out of that internet! GO GET EM!

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to be a detective to deduce your lack of a sense of humor considering you’re on Gawker, berating someone for making a silly, yet somewhat violent comment. This is not a credible threat, nor is it anything but someone expressing their anger.

I'm pretty sure they'll be talking about him and what he did for his people long after your cats have buried you in the litter box.

You seem like you lack a sense of humor.

Malcolm X actually

Less than 5% undecideds in polls related to abortion...and common sense.