God bless you.

You don’t make your sauce with a can of San Marzanos and a few squeezes of tomato paste? 

I am shocked, absolutely shocked, that the entire horrific ordeal of our federal government kidnapping children is really just an elaborate scheme for some assholes to make a lot of money.

1) That it is a stock photo is irrelevant - it was selected specifically to illustrate Jeff’s recipe / point.

Listen: Sometimes you open the cabinet, all you’ve got is penne, and you’ve already got the sauce goin’.

That argument is not entirely without merit, but you could still use any tubular pasta without lines. I think when you cover it in sauce and bake it you lose some of that fine distinction anyway.

This isn’t even a bad take, it’s just pointlessly dumb. I’m all for pedantry, so if you want to say it isn’t baked ziti when you use penne, rigatoni, cellentani, pipette, cavatappi, creste di gallo, or any number of medium sized tubes then that’s fine. But to pretend that it tastes different is just being willfully…

Controversial.

Yep, ol' Spanky isn't out of the running yet.

Back in the mid 80s, at the home of a beloved A++ list star with a squeaky clean image, a lovely meal was served at a huge table, beautifully set for about twenty. Every setting had one of those little salt bowls with a pile of sea salt. After dinner, the dishes were all cleared, then, along with the coffee, the salt…

One more little-known connection: Steve Mnuchin and Elliott Broidy are next-door neighbors in Bel Air. Cozy, no?

Oddly enough, the least surprising part of this is the involvement of Pras Michel. Entertainers frequently rub shoulders with, get hired by - and befriend - the unlikeliest acquaintances. There’s a dinner party circuit on the Beverly Hills/Bel Air scene that is famous for inconceivably diverse groupings of people.…

But being religious never stopped anyone from trying to break most of the important commandment.

Hey now isn't the time for worrying about the myth of "good Republicans" or Whataboutisms, let's just all celebrate that that asshole is dead

McCain to Bush “Damn it’s hot here!”
Bush to McCain “Fucking crowded too...hey don’t we know all those guys!”
McCain to Bush “Yeah, yeah we do! HEY GUYS!”
The Guys to both “Ask for the spit guys, you REALLY want the spit!”

He volunteered for military service at the age of 18 to go fight the Axis powers. It was mostly downhill when that was over, with an especially steep drop when his progeny got to power.

His father was a Nazi, he was deep in the Iran Contra treason and his imbecilic son was possibly the greatest war criminal in U.S. history.

So it turns out the Republicans are right: there is election fraud.

Actually? Yes.

Lock him up.