UncleCCClaudius
uncleccclaudius
Dec 18 2018
3

My grandmother, who never had a meal with her parents but always ate in the kitchen with the staff, was not a great cook and had never cooked a goose before. She thought it would be much like a chicken and basted it several times while it was roasting. Read more

Dec 18 2018
6

If you didn’t save some of the rendered fat to spread on black bread, seasoned with a little salt and fresh black pepper, you missed the best reason to roast a goose.

Dec 18 2018
737

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Dec 18 2018
215

Imagine starting with “I was just asked to leave a funeral by a family member of a deceased football player” and thinking you were the sympathetic party in that story.

Dec 18 2018
731

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Dec 18 2018
11

I have a hard time believing it myself. Thankfully, as it turns out, Stone is a liar, so I don’t have to worry about anything he says being true. Read more

Dec 17 2018
3

(still can’t believe a grown man would willingly be called ‘Tucker’ and isn’t a breed of sport dog)
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Dec 17 2018
61

I’m looking forward to seeing the Smile Direct Club customers destroying what they paid for; that should certainly be entertaining.

Dec 17 2018
61

What I like about this story is that the non-racists ares boycotting and threatening not to buy anymore from Pacific Life, Indeed, Smile Direct Club, BowFlex and NerdWallet. Read more

Dec 17 2018
191

We could always remind him that this is merely the free market in action.

Dec 8 2018
23

Outlaw Twitter before we are all killed by the exponentially expanding cloud of toxic fame-whoring.

Dec 7 2018
67

People ARE animals. If you get your feathers ruffled with internet commenters comparing children to animals, you’re clearly just out looking for things to be offended by. Lighten up.

Also, should I post this four times?