Yeah, they badly misjudged her audience. FOXy blondes aren’t aimed at women. The old white dudes who used to jerk off to her wouldn’t be caught dead watching NBC at nine in the morning on a weekday.

What the fuck are onions doing in lasagna?

OMG. I am so sorry. 

Edward Clark, 23, fatally shot himself

In one post on Gab before the shooting, Clark described himself as the “Meth-Smoking, Pipe bomb making, mailman-murding . . . Che Guevara of the altright,” according to court docs.

That’s why tax cuts should go to people who would spend it in a way to really grow the economy. You know, normal mortals who would:

If you’re eating at Starbucks on the reg, you need to reexamine your life choices.

It’s just booze. It gets you a little tipsy and then you piss it out. You’re no better and no worse than you were before you drank it. Stop pretending that it is in some way magical or that you’re special for having consumed it.

From the linked article...

Our cruelest DHS Secretary in decades was fired for not being cruel enough. This is who we are now, America.

Well here comes the new boss, worse than the old boss.

“Take crap, add potatoes, and cheese (and probably some can of soup) and slam it into a casserole dish. Top with crushed potato chips and bake until hot. Wait for your bitch aunt Susan to say ‘on my gosh!’ as she has been brought to orgasm for the first time in 50 years.”

“Do I have to smile while I’m waiting tables?”

“Trump is shaking!!!”

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

God, I hope Miller is successful. 

If you like chickpeas, or I guess any dried bean, they come out so good from the pressure cooker, and in under and hour. 

Tekashi69 ... I really wish he would get his

I guess dirtbag went from celebrity news to news about actual dirtbags with all this Tekashi69 coverage.

I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…