Oh Justin, honey no. (this covers both Justins)
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- Is Britney Spears OK? [Instagram]
Somewhere being a dick?
Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.
I wore underwear over underwear over underwear once, when I was heavier: a corset over spanx over a bra. It made me pass out. I give the experience .5 out of 4 stars.
Ditto. I absolutely hate the results of the botox in terms of emoting and how it’s changed my face, but I keep getting it because holy shit going from 20 migraines a month to 1-2 has been amazeballs.
Hell, I’d be happy if they just waited until the day after Thanksgiving to play those songs and stock that crap. That’s what the whole Black Friday thing was about, originally — the day after Thanksgiving was considered to kick off Christmas spending, and also coincided with the time of yer when stores typically…
I love this. When I worked retail, I hated going in on Thanksgiving. It’s a fun holiday everyone should be able to enjoy. Of course, I’d like the supermarkets to be opened until 10am on Thanksgiving and Christmas, just because I always forget something important. I am a hypocrite, but only asking them to be open for a…
I wandered through one recently. Found a leather belt on sale for ONE DOLLAR.
So i pieced together a new outfit partly from H&M yesterday and no one at work has even acknowledged it or said anything nice about it and it’s kinda upsetting me right now
like ‘hey brian, i like your color coordination, it’s pretty good’
is that so hard to ask
H&M stands for “hates mistletoe.”
H&M’s logo is red and plain. Coincidence? I think not.
My little baby bump is due to wine
To save face, how about Britain gives the diamond as a gift to Greece and the Elgin marbles as a gift to India and then Greece and India swap?
Well, Texas does take the cuckoo bananas to whole other level when it comes to cheerleaders. Remember the case of the mother who tried to hire a hitman to kill another cheerleader’s mother so her daughter would be too distraught to be a cheerleader, and bananas hitmom’s daughter would make the team. Holly Hunter…
BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
At least he's giving?
Doesn’t it seem like someone is always angry about something? It’s like Outrage MadLibs. Add a name/add a noun(or verb)/add an action word