It didn’t exist at all when I was in high school and I am profoundly grateful for that.

Yeah they should probably investigate whomever wrote that article.

Totally, I bought a bunch of separates at like $3 each on clearance and then they gave me 20% for a Saturday coupon and I earned points on Shopkick. The clothes are horribly organized but there’s some great deals there. I even bought a Carter’s sleeper in 2T (baby is barely on the verge of switching from 9M to 12M)…

Ah yes, I thought the whole thing sounded very mormon. I have to say that I’m kind of impressed then, stockpiling food is a much kinder way to express your religion to your employees than they way Hobby Lobby deals with them.

Your mom says #2 will always be #1 in her heart.

Just don’t use any of those mushrooms Agrippina sent over.

The conditioning worked. I need a new coffee pot but refuse to get one until I receive another coupon in the mail.

Good thing I forgot to renew my homosexuality subscription, then!

me too, there can be only one Riff Raff

It’s the only Riff Raff that matters.

Every time I see the name Riff Raff, I think about Rocky Horror Picture Show.

1) they are a chore.

I’m really uncomfortable discussing your amputation fetish.

It’s okay. Now go feed some pigeons white rice to atone.

We’re talking 1st cousins of course. Second or third cousins are fair game, right?

Is it wrong that my first thought is that Gwen traded down? Like, waaaay down.

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

Call of Duty : Modern Candy Warfare

Hunger Games theme park? Thanks but I already live in a capitalist society