This picture should be called “The Glistening”

Because there are soo many taco trucks just sitting at every corner in the suburbs of PA.

Dude only decided to call the cops because they stiffed him on the tip. He had no problem with them walking out after 7 margs each.

You know, more than one person can be at fault in a single situation; it’s not a zero-sum blame game. I don’t condone driving after 7 margaritas, but rofl at everyone rushing to commend someone who didn’t see any problem with bringing a single two-top FOURTEEN margaritas.

I bought that book. I know it’s here somewhere.

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

Then you can’t have decaf coffee, which still has some caffeine.

The bad thing is that I have clinical anxiety, but that I’m so addicted to caffeine that I’ll deal with it exacerbating my anxiety symptoms because it’s still better than caffeine withdrawal.

Having been in the other [insert here]-free places? My experience suggests the exact opposite is more likely; that almost everyone in line will be an asshole.

Caffeine-free? What kind of abomination is this?

whats the point???? coffee with out caffeine it is like booze with out alcohol.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Would eat.

That's what they said about the pancreas and where are those people now?

Well, a silk lampshade would go better with Her Royal Sofaness than the carpeted hat....

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I knew I was holding on to this image for a reason.

I never noticed til now, but it looks like a fancy toilet seat.

What is this shit