Spot on. Also, I used to work at a movie theatre in a tiny town that somehow, inexplicably, got Cory Feldman to do an appearance before a midnight showing of The Goonies. He wore sunglasses and white pants covered in rhinestones and now, every time I see his face, all I can think of is his white sparkly pants.

It’s horrifying. And not in a good way.

Oh my GOD. I couldn’t figure out what that was supposed to be. It looks like some kind of sun monster.

I hate this so much.

The trippiest Woodstock since, well Woodstock. Nightmare fodder.

Hustler facts: Comcast won't accept a mason jar full of pennies as payment... I just know these things.

Hey, what’s up?

Come at me, bro!

It’s possible to be this single-minded and repetitive without having ingested anything causing impairment. That’s a frightening thought.

Where is Bourdain saying that we have to rely on immigrants because the conditions are so bad no only else would do the job? His point on culinary students are they are expecting to be handed the best job in the kitchen right out of culinary school, rather than working their way up and learning. He is criticizing…

Oh, so you’re just trying to get internet contrarian points then. You don’t actually have a point.

That’s not his point.

No, since the labor of immigrants is being exploited we should be fixing the exploitation. Not deporting the immigrants. Trump trying to do the opposite is one of the many things that makes him bad.

I do often find Bourdain annoying as fuck. But that isn’t what he said. He said that when he started working it was South and Central Americans who had been there the longest and took time to teach him. And that they were willing to start out at entry level jobs.

After the last report about meat and bacon causing cancer, I should be diagnosed with cancer within the next year and dead by the end of this decade.

I’m imagining you as Ian from High Fidelity.

Well, the thing is, everything the judge said is true.

Not as many as before?

Is Lindsay still on drugs??