vibrator or dildo, that is sex with a robot.

Bigger question—if it’s unauthorized will it become a lifetime movie?

Ohio , Missouri and Alabama? Oh, Patrick meant to call this page:

I like that front end. Still think the ‘59 is the best looking El Camino. Those front and rear bubble windows have got to be hell$ to replace though.

I want to, respectfully, push back. You say that the cheapening of sex has not been a positive thing for women, men, and children. Would you consider that it might not all have been negative, though? From a pure safety perspective, Rates of sexually violent crimes have been steadily declining over the past two…

I wonder how long before Whole Foods puts these on sale as ‘Artisinal bamboo skewer water’?

Sex is not just cheap, it’s free.

You’re conflating porn with sex, which is exactly what not to do.

That dumb bitch just got Lyme disease. smh. Wipe that damn smirk off your yellow dumb face, you fool, and let’s get you to the vet.

(I had Lyme. And it went untreated for a year. It was the worst.)

I don’t have a history of snarking at writers and I hope you don’t take my comment that way. I’m just not sure about that first sentence in your second paragraph.

Jeb! Now you know he’s human—and creepy!

Try to imagine this man having sex. Go ahead. Try it.

JEB! 2016: He’ll Crank it to Supergirl, and He Doesn’t Care Who Knows

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

When I shave my hair really close I have women in the office stroking it all the time (the hair, that is). It’s never not been this way for me. Every month or two I just have to put up with the occasional head-stroke as they pass.

Sophia always been a hater.

True thespian

I had pertussis in my mid-30s and it was brutal. The coughing/whooping made me vomit, I cracked a rib from the force of it, and it took a solid 4 months to fully recover my strength. What it would do to a baby....

Such command of her craft.