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UncleCCClaudius
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You know when you read about a bunch of bands and play the “are they not that famous or am I more out of touch than I thought” game? This article. All of it.

There can never be enough salty licorice. Or salty enough licorice, for that matter. Pumpkin spice everything can fuck right off.

Yes, it’s sort of like Metalocalypse that way. I mean, totally different genres and kinds of thing, but they’re both basically long, fantastic in-jokes.

Coochie coochie

Charo’s getting a reality show!

Which of course was never going to work. So they blew it off and got wasted! And lost... and sold Saffy...

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being

That’s good, Patti. Kendra accused you of emotionally abusing her, so you plan to... emotionally abuse her.

Proudy.

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

Recently saw one in person and these things are damn impressive. 2000lbs weight capacity on top? 400lbs across both drawers? Wow.

But so what if it is?

That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.

Gay

Why have a 4-door pickup if you’re just going to store stuff in the back? If storage is your goal, wouldn’t it be better to just get a longer bed? (then your truck box wouldn’t cut into the bed space relative to a 4-door truck). You can break into a car door just like you can break into a locked truck box, so I’m not

There’s also an intercom system. Anyone that knows the number to access the system could potentially broadcast anything from any phone in the store.

Since I’m here

Like Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

His next job is to infiltrate the U.S. prison system!

Ooh but candied grapefruit peels are so good!