Yeah, stores near me always have chicken breasts for $1.99/lb which is the same price as tomatoes (not those fancy organic tomatoes mind you, just the regular ones) and other veggies are often quite pricey too. Now, frozen veggies can be had for much cheaper, but there is poor selection in what can be had from the…

Let’s hope Karl gets his shit together then ‘cause he’s got the most expensive rent boy in history waiting for him at home...

it is the saddest thing about all of this?

Tracy. WTF.

Can I please suggest instead that people wait until they’re grownups to have children? This is ridiculous. Of course you’re an ashen blob after childbirth. Everybody is an ashen blob after childbirth unless they’re 24 and Scandinavian. Then they’re just ashen. Just fucking go have a cup of coffee with other…

I don’t want mom friends. I have friends who are also mothers but friendships based on mom status are annoying, micro-managing, competitive contrivances. I’m sick of talking about, living for, and obsessing over my kid. Can I just have friends that are mine instead of strategic plans for my child?

Did you know if you drink too much water you can die? The FDA marches Americans straight to the gas chamber by not labeling each water tap with a warning on it.

Artichokes were a part of one of our favorite meals when I was growing up in the 60’s. We would have steak fondue and for the couple of minutes our bite-sized cubes of meat were cooking, we would be scraping the meat from our artichoke leaves dipped in hot butter and almond dipping sauce. We had this about once or…

I can’t wait for 240p car interiors.

I’m sorry you went through that, and I’m very sorry about your dad. I did chuckle at “and I’m a retail manager” though.

I had to stand before a judge once with a doctors note for my dying father explaining why he couldn't show up to TRAFFIC court and she was was honestly the meanest person I've ever dealt with - and I'm a retail manager. I think judges suck.

As someone who spends a lot of time in a courtroom, she was acting like a judge. Judges aren't social workers.

You only notice it for about five minutes, and then you’re zonked out. And it doesn’t give you the hangover that Ambien does, which is nice. It’s been an all around better drug for me, and it makes you far less prone to embarrassing or dangerous behavior.

It just stopped working for me, since I was on it for ten years. I’ve always been an insomniac due to heart issues that cause sinus node tachycardia, along with anxiety and depression, so I’ve always needed help with sleep. It would make me eat, which was really dangerous because I have gastroparesis, a disease that…

When I was on Ambien, Adult Swim was a must for me. Still is, but Ambien made “Too Many Cooks” make sense. I had a spiritual experience watching it. I’m... glad I’m not on it anymore, to be honest.

Actually, it’s fundamentalists and evangelicals who are growing, because they have all the babies and attract confused people seeking meaning in their lives. It’s the liberal Christians who are dying out. We have small families and don’t believe in harassing strangers with evangelical bullshit.

The Air Force is infamous for its shitty, prejudiced evangelical Christian subculture.

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

You mean freedom of religion means the inclusion of all religions?