These fuckers need Jesus.
I think it’s the fact that the Kardashians are inconsequential and yet have been elevated to their current status by the masses that makes people upset. It makes me upset. If the masses find these assholes even mildly entertaining, then the masses have a laughably, pathetically low intellectual stimulation threshold.…
I hate that we let them bait us into giving their shitty magazine and that wack family more coverage.
Pffft I don’t know if that’s a normal people problem. I can’t imagine any normal person spending a ton of money on a beautiful dress only to keep it in a bag that could be mistaken for trash.
Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.
Well maybe they’re both into it and they’re soul mates
Judge decides Han really did shoot first, orders Lucas to surrender remaining sliver of chin.
+ ging beard= ded.
“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque…
Did you notice that his dating interested included “Caucasian, Inter-Racial, Mixed Race”? I’ll at least give him points for allowing mixed people such as himself into his dating pool.
This guy is like a dream board of traits that every person can blame for being particularly violent.
Yeah, she’s lying her head off about that part.
From an early age, I always felt like I was the type of guy that would end up without some of his fingers. I have yet to make that happen, nor do I want it, but I still suspect this is in my future.
The kind that takes coupons?
There is nothing more delightful on a raw oyster than a little bit of mignonette sauce. It acts like a force multiplier, so instead of only eating a half dozen you’re suddenly able to eat two or even three times that amount.