Oh no totally it was definitely a mix of the adolescent onset of mental illness paired with heavy drug use. But I guess RUMOR HAD IT that shit REALLY hit the fan after he tripped on a bunch of mixed hallucinogens or something.

There’s so little left to do that the next logical step is to start wearing each other?

What the hell kind of strip club does Mike go to where you can force random people to pay for your lapdance?

I think that captures the difference perfectly. I like my Apple products and love what Google is doing as well, but switching to Android now would require a huge change in a lot of services and devices.

how did Deadline get a hold of my OK Cupid profile

That graph though...

Every day I wake up and I’m infinitely glad I’m only going to my soul-killing, mindless cubefarm job and not heading to high school. I can’t imagine trying to survive that shit now, what with social media and shit like this.

The name is very cute. And she needs to find her kitty a new, happy, healthy and much more appropriate home.

I am not allergic to cats, and I luuuurve them (tho I don’t have any, because I’ve already got a dog and a bird and frankly I am not down with having a box of shit in the house) (and also I like my furniture in its unruined state). But I agree, this is probably bad.

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

Because it goes very well with his lace front wig.

Same reason we do it for Ted Danson. It makes us feel younger.

Brow merkins. From fucked to fleek in one easy, glue on step.

Yeah but John Travolta (whom I love btw, for various reasons) kisses ALL the ladies. Just so that we know how much he LOVES the ladies. In a SEXUAL way.

What is the odd devotion to Chil Fil A? I had it a few times years ago and it was....fine. Never bothered again esp after the homophobic comments.. Shake Shack’s new chicken sammich absolutely DESTROYS them in regards to flavor/quality.

Coconut lime popsicles - coconut milk, sugar, lime juice. Pretty darn tasty.

This is research that will directly impact my life several times per month. Thanks! I'm a blotter, though I will say when the oiliness is purposeful, like the drizzle of olive oil just after baking, I'm definitely down for eating every single oily calorie.

See, this is what happens. Americans forget all about the Canadian girlfriends they met at camp and those girlfriends grow up to be vengeful, phonestealing deviants.

So this guy’s entire professional career has been peppered with morally questionable and ethically sketchy shit, yet the thing that derails him is a (no doubt) poorly lit, shaky cellphone video (shot in portrait) of him making like The Beast With Two Backs?

God, America truly is a nation of puritanical pukes.

Exactly. Evangelicals believe Rome is the Whore of Babylon. I grew up in the Bible Belt, and in my Catholic school girl uniform was an easy target for the assholes.