Look, I don’t want to step on too many toes with another one of my controversial opinions but I think drug-murdering is wrong.
In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.
The water on Mars is even saltier than the water we’ve got in Cali. Or else it’d be frozen. ;) Science!!
“I’m science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I’m all in.”
No, unless Mars has oxycontin.
Your head has been through a lot. I hope you’re treating yourself to scalp massages to make up for it!
Reasons not to have a man bun, ranked:
They found gold? Silver? Silver and gold?
They don’t always.
I probably wouldn’t know what to do with it, but it would whisper in my ear that if I just did what came naturally I would have the best night of my life. For some reason that I can’t explain something deep in my soul would know it was right. I would drink it like my life depended on it, and even though it was my very…
I bet I would initially hate the wine. It would be gross and arrogant tasting, but it would keep bugging me and badgering me and then I would one day open my eyes and see that this wine is great and makes me feel like a queen and has a trust fund that it didn’t want me to know about.
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw... There’s no tongue covered in thick white fur hanging out of her mouth!!!
No. See, that wasn’t a lie ;)
So basically, anyone who ever says “no” is lying? NOOOOO!!!!!
If i borrowed someone’s kids and let them do my shopping, i’d probably eat better though. My hangup about spending money means i won’t let myself buy anything too indulgent, so i will go weeks eating nothing but cauliflower and cheese and wonder why i have no energy ;)
Really? I thought it was hilarious. And the muppets aren’t optimistic at all. There’s a lot of darkness there. I mean the whole point of Fozzie Bear’s character is that he’s a terrible comedian who everyone makes fun of all the time. He’s pathetic. And yeah, Kermit’s voice being “a bit off” might have something to do…
Given roughly 37K grocery stores in the US, and an average of 50 aisles per store. 229/37,000 * 1/50 ~= 0.000123784.
But that assumes everyone sticks to what they stated their platform is, which would be nice, but isn’t reality.