So there’s two species that are commonly called arugula. Eruca sativa and diplotaxis tenuifolia. The latter is a perennial and is the peppery one. The former is a brassica and is milder, but can intensify as the season gets warmer and drier.

A country either has a tipping culture or they don’t. We do.

The cancellation of Rome and Deadwood crushed my spirit.

Another cheapskate’s hopes crushed.

I was at lunch the other day and across from me were two women with a little girl. The women were picking at their food while talking on their phones and the girl, not eating her food was staring at one woman, then the other. This went on for about 20 minutes and if a Sarah McLachlan song had come on I would have…

The bar has been set very high by the production values of Gladiator and HBO’s Rome I think. Do I want to see Sejanus played by a Hemsworth or that otter-faced fuck Cumbersnatch as Caligula? No I do not.

They were making Papa Johns so quality wasn’t much of a concern. Now they’re hovering at about Cici’s, but they keep the doors open and maybe make some money.

I can only assume that their particular kink is either you enjoy what they’re watching or the more likely scenario that you verbally abuse them for doing it.

Frozen dough balls are cheap and any fool can make cold sauce with a can of crushed tomatoes and a spice packet though. Buy a fryer for upselling wings and what not and you’re back in business selling crap pizza minus the fees and deals that eat your already slim margins. 

Release the franchisees from their agreements and shut down. The IP is tainted and the only buyers are bottom feeders who will load the company with debt and strip the assets.

As someone who provides technical and material support to hundreds of remotes worldwide I have some suggestions:

So if she’s on a dig site she’ll be wearing gloves right? Because I don’t need to see those toe-thumbs again. 

If you were maybe four or five years old?

Has anyone made a poop joke yet?

TIL there are people so debased and filthy that they put dirty, wet knives into knife blocks. 

The cold, hard fact is there is no economic advantage for a restaurant to develop menu items to fit your particular needs. Your needs are served by grocery stores.

Enough with your propaganda, we know you’re dying like flies up there waiting to see a Doctor. They’re feeding the corpses to the polar bears!

The last time I went to one of my family’s Thanksgivings my cousin’s husband had set a TV at the end of the table and was showing videos of all the deer & etc. he’d killed that season. Thus ended my attendance.

popcorn, cold coffee and leftover fish (but only at work.)

Funyums are disgusting and people who like them usually fail pre-employment drug screening.