Lord knows it’s something Trump would try to do with one of his businesses. 

I take it all the posthumous honors are because the dead can’t publically humiliate Cheetolini by refusing?

This little troll is a bullet magnet and people need to stay the fuck away from him.

You are correct Sir/Madame.

Anytime before Thanksgiving is too early and solid blocks of holiday music are too much. 

“Lock her up.” I’m all for it, but Katherine Harris’ crimes probably had statutory limits.

She’ll do Dancing With The Stars and then a Housewife. He’ll be in jail.

I love horses, but I can’t go near one without a head full of Nasocort.

“At this time we would like to invite out passengers who can’t eat gluten, but haven’t been diagnosed with anything and they just feel so much better to board the aircraft.”

People can be so vicious when they’re jealous. 

Tucker Carlson is free to peddle his garbage opinion and profit greatly from it. It is a Constitutional Right. However there is nothing in the Constitution about avoiding criticism or responsibility for your speech.

90's Outlaw Parties would like a word with you.

On this gassiest of holidays, what could go wrong with adding raw cabbage?

See also, garlic and milk soup.

You my friend need to learn about Dental Tourism.

I’m well-known as an asshole, but it ain’t the licorice.

I use a sonicare and it helps. Neti pot, Nasocort and standing face first in the shower with the water as hot as I can take.

Nope, I get sinus infections all the time too. Flu shots are a must and I get it at work in early October. The only debate about this instance is whether it’s bacterial or viral.

Progresso Chicken Noodle is weird, salty product on a normal day, but a miracle when you’re sick.

I just picked up a nasty sinus infection on the way back from vacation (fever, chills and pounding headache). I’m on BRAT and soup and I can barely handle that.