Legroom isn’t really a concern on most of my flights unless it’s a long haul, but that’s what ambien is for. I’d rather not deal with the people standing in line for the toilet and I don’t require much from the crew beyond a bottle of water. I don’t eat the meals or drink alcohol when I fly. Give me my window seat and…

No amount of peanuts and wine is worth being near the head.

A good number of kids I knew from the late 70's - early 80's LA & SF Punk scene went into the military and politics. One of them was quite the Pentagon whiz kid for a while.

I think his name is Zach. He does paranormal investigation BS on cable. The only people dumber than him are his audience.

Shut up! It makes great brown rice in 25 fucking minutes! It’s the goddamn Holy Grail as far as I’m concerned.

One of the guys I play games with is in his teens and he was having fits in the chat when this stream went live. I didn’t believe these turds had actual fans until I heard this kid carry on.

Salty, I was raised by people who shielded me from everything and was allowed to play with my Gameboy at restaurants as a child. I learned nothing about food, social interactions or proper etiquette, but somehow have managed to procure a mate, family and enough money to dine out. Please rectify the past 25 years of my…

If one cannot be a grownup and ask for another table one could consider  busting a cap in the loudmouth’s fucking head.

Caputo 00 or GTFO

Before you self-diagnose, remember that most grocery stores are miserable to start with and the “nicer” ones are filled with smug assholes being shitheads.

All the folks I know in the UK who would benefit from this already shop online and get home delivery from Morrisson’s. “Go to the shops? Are you mad?”

in an oppositional relationship.

Fake letter or terrible management?

Give yourself 5 more minutes and use the toaster oven.

If chickpea water is aqua faba, is hot dog water aqua armour?

“People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this “ Fran Lebowitz

I have the ingredients for the Pad Thai in my office. Draw whatever conclusions you like. 

Who sits through this more than once without saying something about it? Salty, your letter writers are a mess.

You still get paper bills? Savage.

Kiddie Pool!