There’s a group that makes and distributes lunches for kids where I live because if the kids aren’t in school they may or may not get a lunch for two months. But look, an idiot is consuming wasting 72 hot dogs! Are we not entertained?

It’s  an affront to decency that this sort of thing is allowed to continue. In a country where we’re told that families shouldn’t be receiving SNAP because it encourages them to be dependent on the State, seeing this horrible garbage person stuff his maw makes me stabby. 

Preach!

Well Suzanne, thats a fascinating look into your psyche, but can we talk about what made you Mickey Rourke your face?

Oh bugger, I bought it last week. FWIW it’s great.

Oh bugger, I bought it last week. FWIW it’s great.

Oh, this is hitting me right in the feels. I went to boarding school with Tina & Ike’s boys in the late 60's early 70's. Rest easy Craig.

One hopes, but in the meantime she needs her narcissistic supply and she’ll latch on to anything that will deliver it. 

Agreed, but someone needs to keep an eye on her because when she gets tired of playing this game and not receiving enough attention she’s going to do something worse.

The only reasonable use for Velveeta is as catfish bait.

For crying out loud. The answer to every question that gets asked here is “take the time to learn proper etiquette and deal with your Class anxieties.” I don’t mean you need to Eliza Doolittle yourself into something you’re not, but at least you’ll know the rules and have some self-confidence. The best part is you are…

I mean if it’s Cavemaster Reserve Hudson Flower that’s piling up I’ll take some off of Murray’s hands, but I imagine it’s blocks of orange dreck and waxy faux parmaggiano.

Or you can make the classic from r/oldpeoplefacebook

Grilled natural casing hot dog on a warm baugette with mustard and onions. A plain industrial hot dog on an industrial bun is what nasty garbage people eat in contests.

Except I’ve been in the kitchens of buffet restaurants and you see a lot of stuff standing around at room temperature.

This may be the reason I got zirconia crowns.

The correct answer is any flavor of Now & Laters over Starburst.

I may be relaying some information that is widely known already, but as a white person you will be tested by every new white acquaintance on your tolerance for racism. If you don’t nip the casual stuff in the bud your new pal will start raving about racial purity and worse depending how shitty they are.

It reminded me of this commercial, which for some reason runs during the *ahem* wee hours on Adult Swim.

Green bananas and coconut water. Works like a charm and always available in the tropical places I eat dodgy street food.

So the merits of the case are for everyone else to quibble over, but I will tell you that to make decent fried rice you need day old rice and one way to achieve this is to make a shit load of rice, spread it out on sheet pans and leave it out for a while. That’s how you get Bacillus cereus.