I hear AJ Daulerio is available.

OMG I’d fly in the poo-flinger from Tim Horton’s on this hipster bullshit.

Oh! All the thoughts and prayers I don’t have for this bitch.

Shredded cabbage, julienned carrot, no onion (because there’s enough GERD up in this anyway), seasoned rice vinegar and pinch of celery seed and few flakes of red pepper.

I’m not completely without hope, but the military has been thoroughly infiltrated by hate groups.

“As everyone knows...”

Growing up in LA you get to do all sorts of fun, industry-related stuff. I can’t remember the name of the company, but because I reviewed music for my High School paper in Pasadena I used to get passes to a small theatre in Hollywood to listen to new music and preview teevee shows. One of these events was to listen to…

So I can just drop in a few shards of dark meat and a splash of sherry and call it soup right? Not asking for permission btw.

I can’t understand his fascination with MS-13. He’s spent loads of time with other gang members every bit as vicious, albeit white to know they’re just regular folks with really fucked up jobs. I suppose if MS-13 were in a position to get concrete delivered to him on time he’d be all over them.

I know it’s the yeast in the bread, but goddamn it smells like someone is boiling tennis shoes and canned mushrooms.

I know how to cook it and I like it, but I don’t think digesting it is a learnable skill. It’s like ingesting a grenade.

I’m excited about the Beyond Sausage. I bag on vegans regularly, but I’m making an effort to eat lower on the food chain. Mostly it’s beans and rice variations for lunch and it’d be nice to have something meaty, but not meat.

Well Sarah people are calling you a liar because you are one and they’re not calling you a Picasso African Period drawing sprung to life because they’re polite. Take what you can get.

At my last restaurant I had the plastic wedges, but beer coasters and wooden shims work too. I liked the wooden shims because they were cheap and if they started to look grotty I could use them for kindling.

What is this and why do I find it so beautiful?

You can make finch feeders out of them  ;-)

This is a worthy dream.

I used to live in an area prone to earthquakes, actually lost my warehouse loft in one. Moved to an area mostly known for snow. I was stepping off a plane after my vacation last year as a tornado took out 5 huge trees in my yard. It was okay though, because then we got almost 200 inches of snow for the season and it…

It’s all fun and games until the comments fill up with creative uses for old pantyhose. ETA, I’m sure it works, but what happens when the ice melts and it starts sagging?

This is some Hints From Heloise foolishness and I better not see a post about 101 Uses For Plastic Netting.