They should go and they should call her out on her bullshit.

I give whoever’s cooking my food the benefit of the doubt, but frankly I fucking love salt. I’m not above pinching some out of the salt pig and eating it. Also because I’m a known salt fiend I have enablers who send me different kinds from all over the place.

This is too reasonable. You should tear off your chef’s coat and verbally abuse the bastard who dares question your judgement. Maybe even wave a knife at them.

sweet!

Chip bags are mostly two layers though. The plastic resin layer is super noisy.

Or... And bear with me because it sounds crazy, the materials used to make potato chip bags needs to keep oxygen and moisture out and nitrogen in just happen to be noisy as fuck.

omg I haven’t had Everett & Jones BBQ in almost 20 years. That’s why my life seems so empty.

If you make me stand and eat at your wedding, fuck you. I lived through tortellini on a bamboo skewer in the 80's as a passed hors d’oeuvre and I demand some goddamn respect.

Rudy, you just went Full Dotard.

What’s his grift this time? Supplements, copper compression socks?

It might be my imagination, but I swear there’s less seating and more retail crap every time I go into a Starbucks. Which so far this year is once.

More blather from the organization that doesn’t trust their own members to be armed at their own conventions and offices.

Future Tweets:

Ever heard of Nicky Ottav? Look it up.

I have no factual basis for this, however I feel like you can probably gauge the illegality of any situation by how close a Trump or Prince/DeVos is.

Who did that to her? She looks like she’s in a commercial for a new hepatitis therapy.

Air Chilled Chicken is an exhibitionistic sex act usually performed in Winter.

DE has many uses, indiscriminately broadcasting it over a wide area isn’t one of them. DE is best used in a targeted application on food crops, and ornamental plantings. Bombing the lawn with it will kill or harm anything with an exoskeleton.

DE has many uses, indiscriminately broadcasting it over a wide area isn’t one of them. DE is best used in a targeted…