I find throwing bowling balls off of balconies relaxing. That’s why I own balconies. I hope and pray nobody gets hurt because my hobby has the very real potential to ruin people’s lives, but we can’t ban balconies, so.....

I would also assume the people inside their church were praying, so their prayers didn’t work.

Try wanking without the milk, it works just as well

Counterpoint: moronic is a truther perjorative

Also that senator that was shot at baseball practice 2 months ago, and the senator I think from Arizona a couple years back that was shot in the head.

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or an idiot

The difference between my family reunion and seahwaks fans is nobody in Seattle seemed to enjoy getting fucked by cousins.

The only thing stopping a bad guy with a pool is a good guy with a pool

We need stricter alzheimer control so that people cant use it to quickly kill 30 people in a crowded church

A tremendous loss of.perfectly good seamen - reminds of a story my yugely successful real estate friend used to, when the boys scouts go to bed I’ll tell you about another waste of semen - and it’s not about Donald Jr believe me - but it does involve boats like these fine ships, except my friends boats were for sex…

are you implying that if a journalist shows up at my wedding and asks guests for their opinions on a range of hot-button topics I have the right to ask them to leave?

Because incognito is an idiot meathead (and almost assuredly a brain-damaged one at that) he doesn’t articulate his point well, but his “voice of reason” is saying Thursday night games make the product (football) quality sub-standard, but the execs ignore this fact in the short-sighted pursuit of maximizing revenue…

Brady was a former pats backup too

the beginning of the apocalypse, potentially

hurricanes > wild fires

Darvish.didn’t last 2 innings? Yu gotta be kidding me.

Lysette Anthony Accuses Harvey Weinstein of Allegedly Sexually Assaulting Her in the ’80s

Ahh yes, what-about-black-on-black-slave-trading

the trump administration just banned homophones, fyi

Not by my pussy!