guns don’t shoot people; people shoot guns ... at people, murdering them.

How do you sleep at night?!? (/JK)

“TheFlyers would have to lose to the Rangers by exactly two goals on Saturday. And the Panthers would have to beat the Sabres on Saturday and the Bruins on Sunday, both in shootouts. This is extremely plausible.”

Youre right that this situation should have been covered. It’s absurd they don’t have more tiebreakers lined up. How about after goal diff you can have most goals scored, or penalty minute differential, or record vs conference, or ...

They are warm and inviting, two things Megyn is certainly not. She’s more of a ... rectal thermometer, maybe.

Ummmm...uhhhhh....they took our jerbs?

Anyone with a cursory knowledge of the teachings of Jesus can see they are up the wrong asshole.

I pithy the fool!

He thinks it’s about that time he experimented in college, and it makes him uncomfortable and a little bit angry.

Pillar of smoak would work better, before someone bautistya to the punchline

Yeah,if what we’ve been witness to is a tempered Trump thanks to Hick’s power to reason with him, now that she’s gone get ready for the crazy train.

Then why can’t trump do it? Or Jeb! Or ... Who’s the third one again? Ooops

Hold on, I need to research this

I found the interview full of empty shells of new revelation truthbombs ... bombshells, as it were

Cnadians are genreally agreeable.

“Before you start calling anyone bigoted, consider and be honest: how would you feel if that happened in your neighborhood?”

So, is that the solution to America’s murder epidemic? An armed officer in every school, cinema, mall, restaurant, bowling alley locked and loaded, ready to save the day whenever and wherever some asshole tries to quickly and easily kill people with the push of a button?

the latter is where the real money is

until he drops her for the next broken model

Drew was cryyyyying when he met you