The only surprising thing about this story is that a GOP congressman actually met with constituents in public.

Kinda undermines the whole “responsible gun owners” talking point, doesn’t it?

Nah. If someone offers you a Devil’s bargain where you can receive help in exchange for making someone else’s life worse, you would be an asshole to accept it. I have no sympathy for someone claiming “I didn’t care about the racism or the pussy-grabbing, but he was supposed to help my white-trash ass with my payday…

So an idiot who got ratings from racist, male septuagenarians that viewed her as nothing more than eye candy that told them it was ok to keep believing their vile, evil bullshit is now having a problem attracting normal people to watch her vapid, pandering, good for nothing show. Who would ever guess that this would…

#BlackLungsMatter

So she was a professional undergraduate sorority sister. Great.

Faith.

Wait. Are you saying that Fox News was running a.....

Manzplaining.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet!

Can a take be hot if it’s from 2011?

He was an armed police officer who did exactly what he was trained to do. He was not a teacher, a student, a janitor, or a member of a posse’. His actions don’t dilute the “gun control narrative” because we think cops should have guns and be properly trained to use them. However, we don’t think teachers should have…

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

What a loathsome fucking cunt.

THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE

That’s a very realistic take and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s correct.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

No;-)

Can’t say this enough - if you want gun control - ignore the NRA. (They only have one answer anyway, talking to them is like pissing into the wind.)

“Eat my ass!” a teenage boy yelled at the U.S. Capitol rotunda on Wednesday morning.