Indictukah!

you call that the tractor story?!?!

Oh yeah! I forgot all about #webghazi

I don’t know. I kind of like it. The Patriots got caught doctoring balls, so.. i think I’ll give a star

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

”Shall not be infringed” means “not restricted”, therefore, anytime, anywhere.

but ellen is a major lesbo who clearly drools over nice round tits like men do! So...it’s still low-grade sexual harassment.

#DistinctSociety

I said I’d fuck her, not watch her shill for horrible policies. She’s got a sultry look and nice curves (surely you’d understand as a fan of big tds) even if her boobs and hair and teeth and chin are fake.

but it still hurts, I guess

I’d fuck Ivanka. I’m sorry.

I can’t wait to bust this out when someone tells me to stop copying them because I repeat everything they say.

eeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There should be a horrible joke in there somewhere involving Cam (a black Panther) and the marshawn approach (let’s call it ‘lynching’) and trump supporters, but I can’t quite make it work.

But imagine having to answer annoying questions about your performance and hypothticals and your relationship to your partners (sometimes from women!) before and after each round of coitus

well that’s something we can agree on

Audience they’re trying for? This sinking ship is beyond the point of market strategy. The show needs guests but no A-listers want to be anywhere near the stink of this show.

The Police

thanks for the clarification. I was wondering what people from Niger were called after a commenter pointed out earlier that I’m an idiot for calling them nigerians (ie from nigeria).