Trump’s “proof” probably is Huckabee-Sanders denying it happened

well if louis didnt do it why is he acting so skeevy by denying guilt and refusing to discuss details as to how and why he did it, hmmmmm....

If he did it he’s a disgusting pervert like weinstein. Women’s issues are important. As of now, though none of us know if he did it or not, and no one seems to have even come out and accused him yet (note: not saying it didnt happen)

you’re right, they reported it as what she said, but they also pretty much accepted it as fact that it went down how she described it (bc that’s probably exactly how it went down) even though she may have just made it up (she didn’t) to make trump look bad (he does that on his own)

Detroit housing and pistons tickets are still considered distressed assets

Unfortunately her finger guns are protected under the second amendment.

I blame her parents

Tanya Zuckerbot sounds like a character from my horribly-written distopian future fan-fic

Lance is a boil. A boil that needs to be lanced.

then she snorts 6 xanax and a valium

Bill Clinton has been accused by a dozen women of sexual harassment, including rape. And as the most powerful man in the country, even his (extra-marital) consentual sex with a 22 year old intern in his office during work hours is creepy AF. Regardless of your political leanings, Bill Clinton should be considered a…

“Speaking of pilots, would I ever have gotten this gig if I had to go through some pilot episodes hosting the show first? After the break, the guy who played pedro in napoleon dynamite - who also starred in a failed pilot once - will be here to discuss his new book.”

can i get a ruling on gamergate? Should we downgrade it to gameghazi?

My first thought was also Palin, calling Elizabeth Warren “senator flappy lips”

I bet he’s thinking bigger than himself. I would imagine this is his “fuck you” to goodell and the league. Watch the rats squirm. Put the NFLs bullshit on full display. He was absolutely blacklisted for protesting against cops killing blacks with impunity and he’s going to make the NFL pay.

With so many teams playing SHITTY qbs in a league where winning is everything, somebody should have picked up kaep.

The number of trump votes in the general.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if the NFL is required to produce it’s cell phones for text messages? #ReverseBallghazi

Fuuuuuuck, you’re right

It 10,000 Americans died at the hands of journalists each year, it would be perfectly reasonable to require them to be licensed and heavily regulated.