Respect makes way more sense than spic, coming from a non-agressive old man to a young punk (who as everyone else noted does not even look remotely hispanic)

rejection from the canine community is what megyn deserves after blowing her dog whistle for 8 years straight

The solution to America’s gun problems will not be solved by tinkering with language around what constitutes pulling a trigger.

so many all-stars (for other teams)

.... if this is satire I will gladly give you a star and possibly a COTD nomination. Please confirm if you are joking or insane.

“you’ll see. A lot of great things. Believe me, you’re going to love all the tremendous stuff I’m working on. My generals say I shouldn’t talk about it yet, you know how they....but very soon and it’s going to be great, just next week maybe sooner who knows. But I guarantee you’re going to love it and its going to be…

That was brewing among the crazies before trump took it to the extreme. Palin was always yammering among the “lame-stream” media.

That’s what we said about W

It’s a big useless tool with an ugly face and tiny hands that should never be in charge of a nuclear arsenal and also creeps on it’s daughter?

Don’t blame me, I voted for kodos

actually, there is an entire porn genre for ”perform excitement” over a stranger’s pregnant body

I always smile at the thought of how angry hannity would get if Jesus was resurrected tomorrow, looking a lot closer to Osama bin laden than Henry the 8th, identifying as a practicing religious Jew, preaching his “extreme” brand of no-business-in-temple-and-help-the-sick-and-poor-and-hookers

Let’s remember some Expos

the problem with that though is that the black NFL players would be fighting the institution of the NFL, as opposed to the institution of the police state and criminal justice system. Maybe they are all one and the same now, I don’t know anymore. I just think boycotting the NFL for trying to squash their protest is…

nobody comes here for legit football analysis, fucko

you truly are doing (non-white, maybe female) god’s work. Thank you.

pronounced goat-see

picture caption: When your “Matlock fan club” t-shirts are delivered with misprints, but it’s too late to cancel the party.

“I’ve known Harvey for 20 years. ... ... But I can tell you that I’ve never seen any of this behavior—ever.”

+1 for making “Billy bushing” a thing