You do not understand intellectual property law.

I hope it leads to a space ship filled with clockwork men.

given his size and skills, are we entirely sure it’s not messi?

Sadly this is nothing new, and nothing that’s going to change anytime soon. Due to the anonymity of XBL, there are people who feel they can get away with this kind of toxic behavior, and in a lot of cases they do.

Oh man, I didn’t even think about that. If they wasted time on his origin story in Civil War, I’d be pissed. Unless Tony picked it apart and made fun of it, injecting some humor into the origin may make it new and fresh again.

Agree, and my understanding is that they are foregoing the Spidey origin story in Captain America: Civil War.

The same complaint and entreaty can be made for Spidey in the Marvel universe. Every kid these days knows how Spidey got his powers and lost his uncle. Nearly every parent and grandparent grew up with Spidey and can tell you every movie and show they’ve seen with HIS origin.

Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

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The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Yup.

My fucking, virginal eyes

Funny enough, I actually did get a very sweet reply from him later in the day:

That was actually a guy!

Man, I want Ghost voice packs so much. You hear that Activision? I will play into your darkest microtransaction fantasies if it means an H. Jon Benjamin voice pack for Ghost! Or Cam Clarke, Jennifer Hale, Mark Hamill, Kevin Conroy... the sky’s the limit!

As a mother of a two year old, I think the lack of dessert is one of the things I miss the most. You just cannot order dessert in a restaurant anymore. :(

“Whenever I read articles about screen time I roll my fucking eyes. Dear everyone, this iPhone is the only reason my toddler is sitting in absolute silence because I promise you it never happens otherwise.”

From my experience, the “I can’t believe those horrible parents allow their kids to do that at family dinner” people are anyone over the age of 50 and anyone who doesn’t have kids. As it turns out, those two groups also have the most parenting advice to offer.

But you use headphones, right? You don’t make everyone around you listen to your kids’ movies because you’re not a monster? YOU USE HEADPHONES, DON’T YOU?