Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

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The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

Yup.

My fucking, virginal eyes

Funny enough, I actually did get a very sweet reply from him later in the day:

That was actually a guy!

Man, I want Ghost voice packs so much. You hear that Activision? I will play into your darkest microtransaction fantasies if it means an H. Jon Benjamin voice pack for Ghost! Or Cam Clarke, Jennifer Hale, Mark Hamill, Kevin Conroy... the sky’s the limit!

As a mother of a two year old, I think the lack of dessert is one of the things I miss the most. You just cannot order dessert in a restaurant anymore. :(

“Whenever I read articles about screen time I roll my fucking eyes. Dear everyone, this iPhone is the only reason my toddler is sitting in absolute silence because I promise you it never happens otherwise.”

From my experience, the “I can’t believe those horrible parents allow their kids to do that at family dinner” people are anyone over the age of 50 and anyone who doesn’t have kids. As it turns out, those two groups also have the most parenting advice to offer.

But you use headphones, right? You don’t make everyone around you listen to your kids’ movies because you’re not a monster? YOU USE HEADPHONES, DON’T YOU?

Being childless myself, I naturally feel entitled to dispense sage advice on childrearing. I confess, until recently, I was one of those “tut tut”ers when I saw a child buried in a tablet at a restaurant.

This thread is full of parents after my own heart, thanks for making me feel like less of a freak.

I have one rule about messy kids in my restaurant: if the parents offer to clean it up, I wouldn’t dream of letting them; if the parents assume it’s the staff’s job to clean up after them, I lean the spot sweep on the edge of their table when they ask for the bill.

I have the same ages, two boys. Whenever I read articles about screen time I roll my fucking eyes. Dear everyone, this iPhone is the only reason my toddler is sitting in absolute silence because I promise you it never happens otherwise.

‘lovingly misplace their respective shit’

Fable was...decent. On launch on the original Xbox it was riddled with bugs and didn’t include half of the features he promised to include at the time. No, I can’t recall them all, it was 8...9 years ago? All successive Fable titles have also launched with an absurd amount of bugs, some of which were progression…

Not an allergy request but a ridiculous coffee request. At one cafe where I used to work, we kept the milk and cream behind the counter and would pour it in for the customer ourselves unless they asked to do it. One woman asked for me to make her coffee “about your color.” Because I’m neither coffee nor milk, I have…