I wouldn’t say it’s “class-act” as much as “a good way to make money,” but yeah, it’ll be cool to see what the new guides look like.

Not 100% sure if I know how to pronounce that word correctly. Fortunately, it’s generally not a problem, since I usually just refer to it as “that awful shit that crazy people seem to love for some reason.”

That would be nice of you. But do you see why it shouldn’t be the responsibility of Japanese people running a Japanese restaurant to explain to white people that they aren’t the same as Chinese people?

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

You know, I’d give the college girls a break. Do you know which part of the country they were from or how much Asian food they have been exposed to? They may not have known what to order, but at least they were, apparently, stepping out of their comfort zone to some extent. This is why I hate trying new foods without…

Guess he was really craving a McKnuckle Sandwich.

Guess he was really craving a McKnuckle Sandwich.

A moose ate him.

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

Thank you BCO! As a single mom of a rambunctious 2 year old I know that 1) she’s just going to be an asshole in restaurants. period. and 2) the only way she’ll learn not to be an asshole in restaurants is if I take her to eat out and teach her the rules. I order her food first, bring my own sippy cup with milk so she…

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

Way back when I ordered a chicken pot pie at KFC and when I got home it felt kind of light when I pulled it out of the bag. Sure enough it was crust only... no filling. Got in the car, took it back, and the guy at the counter just said “musta been Sean.” A new pot pie with filling was provided.

I think the real question we need to ask is when the hell did Will Smith stop aging? I mean, seriuosly, how old is he now? He looks about 35.