I’m gonna have to disagree; I think people shopping for GM’s of this vintage are going to want Camaros or Firebirds. I think the people who lusted after these as kids are few and far-between...also, probably sociopaths.

Having one light up while the other stays down is part of the charm of that era. Modern cars can only wink at you if they need a new bulb.

Yeah, well, that assumes that I am a normal member of society and not a mouth breather.

All the big stores such as Walmart saying they require customers to wear masks in store, are nothing but a bullshit pr move. Most of them won’t enforce it out of “concerns for their employees’ safety” since there’s been news about store employees getting attacked and killed for trying to enforce mask in store, but in…

True, but as far as I can tell, neither Harrison Ford nor Ellen DeGeneres (nor Anne Heche, for that matter) had the good sense to hook up with Lucy Liu.

Harrison Ford “landed” his aircraft on Anne’s lawn. the insurance rep took a couple pictures and next thing you know, all the papers say they’re an “item”.
1. it sucks being famous.
2. Harrison Ford should not be allowed to fly a kite.

It took a while but they did eventually catch her killer. I think he was convicted in 2010. 

She has Odd Metaphor Syndrome! Stop making fun of her mental health issues!

Yeah, I remember Lizze Grubman. But maybe the biggest beneficiary of 9/11 was Gary Condit. Everyone immediately forgot about Chandra Levy, though Condit did lose reelection the next year.

This reply was ... delicious!

The more I look at her comment the more I am drawn toward the idea that the whole thing was made in relation to Ellen.

I think what she is saying is that Ellen is clearly not happy where she is standing, and she isn’t sure why she is still doing it. I think this is her way of saying, “This isn’t the woman I knew, she…

Which is why, in the Steve Martin-penned “Bowfinger”, the shamelessly ambitious young actress at the end of the movie announces she’s dating “one of the most prominent lesbians in the business.”  A wee bit of shade for his ex.

NO WAY

If I’m standing someplace and I don’t like what’s going on there and I stay there, it’s my fault. So what are the actions that got me there and why can’t I get out of it easily if that’s not something that I want to be engaged in? Ellen is standing where she walks, and that is hers to continue that journey.

Fun fact: Heather Graham’s airhead actress in Bowfinger is supposedly based on her. This interview... doesn’t exactly refute that idea.

Government should mandate breathing, just for fun.

You’re experiencing a weird Ellen DeGeneres ouroboros:

Who are these people who are still not wearing seat belts?

Cover photograph of Warburton magazine, 1995.

This is either Anne Heche high on drugs or desperately trying not to point out that Ellen has always been a shitty person who has comfortably hid her shittiness under a veneer of white lesbian pleasantries for decades now.