Clarke and Dawe is always the right answer :D

Brilliant. Simply brilliant

“My City Is Upset And Told Me To Get Rid Of My 4,000 Hyundais In 2 Weeks!”

I’ve worked on a few car carriers, the biggest ones will take 8000 cars. Decent enough ships to work on, and their size and layout brings some extra benefits to the crew:
- Running empty or with a reduced load? That’s a lot of climate controlled empty space completely sheltered from rain and wind, and usable for…

Actually it’s a roll-on/roll over scrap metal carrier.

I forgot this happened.  I don’t know if we should be giving David T a new project to salvage totaled cars.

Well, that’s just fucking stupid, considering their massive pivot to video over the past year.

Not that G/O actually hires those.

Claire, I think that you and Beth Skwarecki missed an opportunity for Lifehacker synergy here. You don’t need a brick — you need need a kitchen weight! Why use a brick, when you could have a range of barbell plates from 2.5 to 25 pounds that could be used in indoor cooking (35s and above are for the great outdoors),…

F1: a sport you’ll enjoy less than some internet asshole enjoys snarky jokes!

Thanks for all of this! I get excited each time I hear about celestial doings, and then I remember that I live in Seattle

There are 'people in the greys', and then there are 'the Greys'.

“Guyger’s lawyers have also asked to have their appeal heard by oral argument, which means she probably isn’t seeing prison any time soon (if at all).”

I take your points, but a significant part of why we lost in 2016 is that we all made a whole lot of assumptions about the voting behaviors of various demographic and geographic groups along the same vein as your two observations.

Yes. Some of us can entertain two conflicting thoughts at the same time. And jolly good for us for being intelligent people. Let’s pat ourselves on the back and feel good about ourselves.

Mainstream Media: As you can see, Biden is clumsy with words. This makes him just as bad as Trump, who has bragged about his penchant for sexual assault, thrown babies into concentration camps, has let a pandemic run roughshod over our population, and is trying to start a race war. We need to hold both candidates’…

There’s one of these for pretty much anything Trump has done this year. It would be funny if it weren’t actually happening...

“Unless Biden’s behind the podium sacrificing virgins to Cthulhu”

All well and good, for a “So we’re using executive orders for everything now, huh?” definition of well and good.

We would be if there weren't so many people in this country who want to suck on it.