Christ. First Jolie now Will and Tim?

Will, I’m still not quite clear how you felt about the TED movies. Could you stop being so damn vague and just come out and tell us? Why do you continue to haunt us with etherial wisps of thought like “The only place he goes for jokes is up his own ass. It’s increasingly obvious that he lives there.”? How am I…

It went from snarky and sleazy to dickish and slimy.

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

Agreed. As a strong supporter of living anywhere but big cities, I’d never even dare to suggest something as heinous as people going to Outback fucking Steakhouse. Who the fuck wants pieces of stew meat glued together to look like a stake and cooked on a flattop for dinner? You’re out in farm-land now, get yourself a…

Hahaha. Bizarre, but strangely accurate, comment of the day.

I’m not what you would call a patient man, Doug.

You realize you a re a skyline womb. A vessel carrying the skyline came to you, 9 months later you delivered it to the world. Congratulations! it’s a skyline!

Haha. Well, in fairness, I got this car in March, so it hasn’t quite been a year. But I started writing about the import process back in January.

It’s all about knowing centers of gravity (bum), which bits are the wobbliest (head) and knowing which parts you don’t need to worry about (limbs)

HAH! Look at the board behind that statue; it has a Time Warp how-to infographic!

Every time I see Riff Raff I forget that a troubled young man has taken on the moniker. :(

Meaning! [/chorus]

And crawling on Kinja’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

And looks awesome immortalized in bronze.

Prepare the transit beam!

Damn right! AND HE IS COMING FOR YOU, FAKER!

this is the only one

Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??