This will never, ever, ever get old. If Drew gets a digital tombstone some day this GIF had better be running on an eternal loop.

Thank you for playing the role of Eternally Bitchy Commenter in this retrospective

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself…

It’s beating a dead shirt at this point to make fun of Drew for his chopped appearance. But chatting about it live on here was the most fun I’ve had in a long long time. Long live this gif

I still say that getting Dan Le Batard’s Baseball Hall of Fame vote and letting the readers vote was pretty cool.

Why don’t you have some more turnover running this slowly sinking ship? The only thing you have more of is non-content content. Here’s a list of current posts:

Every night, Adams wakes up screaming.

It’s not the worst thing in the world to call a pass. That’s just a really bad pass to call given your personnel. The Patriots would run that play with ease because they have Brady and Gronk.

Second having had good experiences with Stanley.

Wal-Mart’s Stanley tools are actually pretty decent, too.

As for tools: crappy ones will break more things than they will fix. There are better options than Walmart and Harbor Freight for not much more money. Craftsman is good, and I actually find Lowes’ Kobalt tools to be even better. I’ve heard that they are re-branded Snap-On tools but can’t confirm this.

“I still don’t see how the playcall was so terrible”

I’m happy Seattle lost the Super Bowl so that Drew has plenty of time now to include the events of today into New England’s preview

Probably. That whole “In-com-plete” thing is pretty annoying, and their Tebow love is just... weird.

Stomping the tapes is a new story. It definitely smears Goodell (something I would figure Pats fans would love) and it helps to explain why he was such a total dick during this whole stupid deflated balls thing.

As a Broncos fan, what’s the argument against cheating? We won 2 super bowls and all it cost us was a fine and some lowbie draft picks. Any team that wouldn’t make that trade is stupid.

Wait, but Malcolm Butler DID know what play was coming

Before I saw it was Simmons, I expected the first tweet to be “fuck yall, u faggot losers”

You know, when Simmons was challenging ESPN authority on the regular, it was actually kind of cool. Then he left ESPN, went to HBO, was free of ESPN’s restrictive policies, and somehow expanded his insufferable Boston homerism to heights previously thought to have been unreachable.

This was exactly the tantrum reaction we all knew was coming. The most Simmons-y thing Simmons could’ve done.