“Or you can’t squeeze over 20 MPG out of it? This is one of the many, many reasons why we love wagons.”

It’s clearer when watching the video, it’s in the first few moments. You can see the hands logo forming a V:

Given the statement that it was because of an “argument on social media” I wonder if it might have had nothing to do with her working the drive through except the attacker knowing that she’d be there. We’ve had a couple of fights break out in or in front of my library this summer simply because two (or more) people…

The cop car also doesn’t have an interior, so he must be jealous about that too.

My partner and I were coming back from Toronto in our ‘78 Continental a couple of years ago. The border from Michigan to Ontario (Detroit-Windsor or Port Huron-Sarnia, both are super-duper busy) feels much like a watering hole, and I the motorist feel like the wildebeest passing through a heard of hyena to get there.…

“Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that’s right: I’m driving a rare, powerful, freshly imported, high-performance turbocharged sports car late at night on virtually empty roads, and I get pulled over for – not speeding, not weaving, not reckless driving – a license plate violation”

Only for two years, and then law enforcement complained so much that they stopped issuing any sort of cool Pennsylvania license plate indefinitely. Sad.

The Deadspin Editorial Board Must Hire an Editor.

Just a minor nitpick....the Nick Foles and Andrew Luck ugly jokes?

I love how I-70 (which is what you take to get away from Indianapolis and it’s insane drivers and head towards a better city like Dayton or Columbus) is covered in these billboards, possible the most Indiana thing ever.

One of the ball boys themselves called himself “the Deflator” (while concurrently referring to kickbacks he was getting from Tom as thank you’s). The Patriots’/Tom’s response to this: he called himself that because he was trying to lose weight. Like, come the fuck on.

I think I stole it from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

You deserve every joke made about you.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

BREAKING: Roger Goodell suspends Judge Berman indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the league

At long last, our national nightmare is ... Beginning again.

Iman as a girl’s name is fine. But his name is Iman Asante Shumpert, so if she’s Iman Tayla, she’s not a Jr.

I used to be deluged with these ads when I visited my family outside of Utica. I would have refused to ever set foot in that lot because of them.

I haven’t heard good things about him. A coworker said he walked off the lot when the car he test drove the day prior was switched out with one that was $5k more

We watched the same version in freshman English.