It’s the same line of thought that has resulted in all of Kinja’s other bad decisions.

Went on Fri, you can try out the fried bubble gum/pickles/twinkies/oreos/ice cream or chocolate covered bacon.

Ha! My husband and I have to turn the fan on high and close our bedroom door (right next to the kitchen) anytime we cook bacon to cut down on the smell lingering in our bedroom into the night...

Just work with me here, people.

When I was a teenager my boyfriend and I were at Awful Waffle and were looking at the selections with quarters still in hand. The random playlist was still on and just when we were ready motherfuckin WAFFLE DOO WOP came on and the poor lady behind the counter goes AW HELL WHY YALL GOTTA DO THAT. We quickly plunked our…

I just want to say that the new Gawker wide roll out of this font and type size blows. Also any experience I’ve had after quitting at Gamestop has been bad. Only Amazon/ebay from now on.

I just returned from a trip to Gamestop. We talked about Doctor Octopus’s arms, Global Warming leading to a Fallout or Mad Max situation, Donald Trump’s hair, Benjamin Franklin’s sex life, and whether or not the moon would be considered its own country of moon people if we settled it.

KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!

Wait, so less than half a pound of bacon per person is a lot? That sounds like 4 or 5 strips tops...that’s just an appetizer.

Things have gone worse than this for Rosenbergs in that court.

Here’s a tip for you, son; don’t ever go to a Mongolian BBQ, because if you think that anything that’s put in front of you is safe to touch, you’ll be in for a nasty surprise.

I’m with you on this one. I’ll make farm share bacon, no problem. But store bought bacon? Nuh uh. Not in my own house, only in other people’s.

Two funny, and related, bacon cooking stories. A bunch of us when hung over one weekend once cooked 5 pounds of bacon in order to feed 9 people (gods that is a terrible…

Oh look, the Pinkham’s Law guy is still arguing. LOL.

It was max 200 degrees while it was inside the friggin’ salamander. It was somewhere below that when it came out. Fajita pans are always that hot or higher (they’re steaming frickin’ water!). It is not unreasonable then to expect a plate, when asked to be “piping” hot, to be somewhere in an unsafe to touch range.…

Do you think customers deserve to be burned?

Only Lewis pleaded guilty in relation to the case: for obstruction of justice, a misdemeanor. He originally was charged with two counts of murder but struck a deal with prosecutors in exchange for his testimony against two of his companions that night, Reginald Oakley and Joseph Sweeting.

No, never get rid of Emmit. Get rid of Robert Evans’ MVP Watch. That shit is dated-comedic poison.

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

Because nothing is safer than taking people who attempt to eat, apply makeup, talk on the phone and drive at the same time and having them attempt to eat, apply makeup, talk on the phone and operate two additional mechanical devices while driving, right? And before you say “Well, they wouldn’t because you just have to…

I never really understood what was going on in the ZZ Top video (Why is that fast food joint so weirdly organized? Why are they picking on those poor people? Where do those vigilante women come from? What is ZZ Top doing there in the first place?), but it’s a solid #1.