I was going to say I would guess a large portion of them rusted through and sank.

The hunt for red October. Your man card has been revoked.

“Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”

Painted with a nice fresh coat of Soviet surplus rust.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

I don’t think $kaycog would lie. But I’ll be damned if I can find the car in that pic.

No, but my God, I’m so excited to post the traffic stop story. It’ll go up next week. I even recorded my interaction with the (first) cop, and I swear the first thing he said (after ‘license and registration’) was “Why are you sitting over there?”

Oh yeah, I agree. But my point stands, whether you think it was a sort of misrecognition of appropriation or a blatant attempt at getting attention: it doesn’t do anything to legitimize their activism or make them appear trustworthy.

Zaphod (sitting) & Arthur say hi.

(Me either, they just make me irrationally angry. Especially “fleek.” These damn kids need to get off my lawn.)

(I actually have no idea what those words mean. I’m 38.)

DMV in the DC Metro is where you go to take a number and sit for hours while waiting for your license change or driver’s test. :-P

All of this might be good advice for you youngs, but at a certain age, the hangover wins. Every technique that helped you in your 20s - tactical barfs, exercise, extended toilet breaks, electrolytes, greasy foods - none of that helps.

And people wonder why they can’t get, or hold, jobs? It’s shit like this. Be a fucking responsible grown up and don’t get piss drunk on a worknight. You’ve got a job to do, and you’re getting paid to do it, so show up at work in the right mental and physical state. This isn’t college anymore, it’s time to grow the…

Pro tip: Don’t drink if you have to go to work next morning.

I offer up my doggie, Sam Aloysius Doodle to comfort. I know I’m getting a doodle hug from him as soon as I get home.

I agree with you. Saying ‘if people were offended’ (because it sounds like you’re doubting anyone really was) or ‘I’m sorry you were offended’ (because it sounds like you’re apologising that they were offended not apologising for something that was offensive) diminishes your apology by making the ‘victims’ responsible…

Ah lucky Brits, being surrounded and protected by the sea; allied with at least three different countries to bring back the royal family in France... That’s what it took to defeat the most powerful army of the time, La Grande Armée. Napo’ saw too big and too crazy with his marching on the Russian lands, but call him a…