“Hank hit 95 more than you, what’s your excuse?”

- Willie Mays’ dad

I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.

For a father to criticize the greatest batsman his countrymen have ever know is just not, oh what’s the word?

As a former radio DJ who used to broadcast live from the local strip club enough that I ended up with my own desk in the office, I can confirm Mr. Flow’s story that this is exactly how it happens. Ask any puker who is now a radio DJ how they started and you have a 50/50 shot of hearing this exact same story.

I’m 26, been working for 5 years, and do a good enough job (promoted, work for a good company, etc.). I also have no idea what I’m doing. Is this normal?

It was kind of startling when I started working my first post-college job how little I actually needed to know to get ahead. I got a promotion and a couple of decent non-scheduled raises in 4 years just for showing up on time and pretending that I knew what I was talking about, despite basically bullshitting my way…

“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”

Here’s your Southern Flag

I’m getting a kick out of these and it’s an education in football, but if you guys ever more to hockey and target the Habs, so help me God, I’ll destroy the entire Gawker network.

Also, when I was in college I used a frat bros “Terrible Towel” to dry off my grundle after a run. You would’ve thought I pissed in a family member’s urn.

My girlfriend is from Pittsburgh, I’m from Houston. We currently live in Virginia.

Oh, hey, maybe they’ll actually play guys like Shamarko Thomas and Stephon Tuitt and let them develop into serviceable player

Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.

ZAZ Zaporozhets 965 as driven by the great Joe Don Baker in GoldenEye. Because Mitchell!

I am between the double decker bus from Live and Let Die

Citroen 2CV

Goldfinger’s Rolls.

Counter point- a guest wore a fur to a wedding I was at and it was amazing. There are photos of nearly every guest (including the bride, bridesmaids, some of the male guests, etc.) in this fur. They range from smoldering to silly to fun. It was like playing “apot the vest” all night and thumbing through the photos was…

Nope! I don’t know your personality or friendship with her, and whether it’d be more appropriate in the context of your relationship to have a little heart to heart (I’d probably go for ‘I appreciate that you’re excited, and I love your style, but I hope you’ll support me in having the kind of ceremony that feels “me”…

One of my BFFs got an engagement puppy instead of a ring. I am so happy I was there when another friend was like “but the dog will die eventually! That’s stupid!” She answered “yes, the dog will probably die. And when he does, we’ll go down to city hall and file for divorce the next day. I’ll text you.”