Keep spending, Adrian. That money is never gonna stop flowing.

Peterson didn’t “discipline” his child, he abused him. There is no justifiable reason to beat a 4-year old with a switch until they bleed.

In my twenties I put several through college with my charitable donations.

“If you spare the rod, you spoil the child,”

I’m kind of amazed that the guy in the Bills jersey is the only one using the urinals properly.

The more of your posts I read Doug, the more your life resembles one long “Tour De France”! You up front in that oversize yellow jersey, followed by an endless service train of breakdown trucks and Range Rovers full of spares! And a series of team mates sacrificing themselves to keep you going…

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Hmm. You sure know a lot of strippers.

“Bills fans, now go do that voodoo that you do so well!”

Turnersville Automall...variety is the spice of life. Not to mention several times when I went looking for a car there I either saw saleswomen I knew were strippers...or strippers there as customers.

Thanks, Hedley.

Whoa. People in Buffalo are so jaded, they hate their own moms.

I want to like Lukas, he works hard and produces cool stuff, but he’s just so goddamn white. If your uniforms weren’t in a 1948 Rawlings catalog then they clearly suck. Any black in your ensemble that wasn’t a primary color in 1975? Cut. Designed in the 90s? Cut (oh but the very ordinary NE Gritriots Flying Elvis gets…

I think a psychology grad student could write a dissertation on just this picture.

Pittsburgh? All black and yellow? The city constantly looks like a fat numbered bumble bee convention.

Sh-sh-sh-shocker the two cities with most number of fans that don’t live there are tops.

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

this must have been a writing exercise inspired by the game Taboo: write how Drew sucks, but do not mention his dancing.

I will give you $1 if you reply to this with “Dave’s not here, man.”

Very Cosmopolitan