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Fuck you, Adam. We all knew you were a douche when you went in on the frat/volleyball court to begin with, but you just had to doubledown with the humblebrag about your mediocre athletic skills over the other slobs in the house.

Counterpoint: strollers are fantastic at all times. Beyond their obvious use as moving child straightjackets, the real magic of strollers is in rolling storage. If I want to bring anything other than a pack of gum and a few stalks of grass to Disneyland, that requires a bag—cumbersome, easily forgotten/misplaced, and…

A) Toaster oven all the way. Try putting a slice of cheese on a piece of bread and sticking that in a toaster. No fucking way it works. Now in a toaster oven, you’ve got a delicious open faced sandwich in minutes (or do two and slap them together for a closed one). Throw some pickle chips and mustard on that bad boy…

We had some people new to our neighborhood bring half eaten containers of dip and open bags of chips to a block party potluck. People still talk about it five years later. Don’t do that.

It’s super easy to judge older kids in strollers and there are plenty of them that probably shouldn’t be. My personal experience as a child was there was a distinct point where I felt too old to be in a stroller, or sit in a shopping cart, and any time my parents tried to make me, I would flip the fuck out because…

If you hand me a gun and tell me I have to shoot either a baby or a puppy, I’m shooting you.

I think it might be worse because of the genuinely staggering level of incompetence involved on the 49ers part. Loria is pure evil, but at least the pieces obtained from the 98 implosion accidentally turned into the 2003 team

Who is the Russian Lit professor on the couch?

I wish it were socially acceptable to pull a wagon around everywhere. When I was a kid, my parents had a little red wagon. When my sister and I got tired of walking (whether we’d be at the swap meet or the county fair), we would sit in the wagon. It also had the awesome benefit of helping us carry relatively heavy…

There is also the millenial detatched belief of “Ugh. I hate kids.”

OK Cupid has questions online daters like me (judge away) use to determine compatibility, and there are a number of questions on there that I feel are clear “traps” for determining terrible human beings, which I appreciate. One of the questions is, ‘Which bothers you more: starving children or starving animals?” I…

Related: police are getting savvier about the appearance of their unmarked cars. I live in California, where for years unmarked police cruisers used to be obvious: always an Impala or Crown Vic, usually either black or navy blue, with the dead giveaway “CA EXEMPT” license plate and “INTERCEPTOR” badge. Only a child or…

yeah, someone gave us shit for pushing my 5 year old niece in a stroller once. She was dying of a brain tumour. Maybe people should just mind their own damn business.

Normally I have one story I feel like responding to, but I hate all of the perpetrators in these stories...

The “sweatshirt around the waist” look is only there to take our minds off this. Never forget his best fashion moment.

It’s not a shitty, worn down field, it’s “distressed”.

Regarding the Starbucks customer. I worked at SB many years ago as a supervisor. There was a premotion that if you drank your coffee there, while you stayed you got free refills. There was a “customer” who would buy or keep his cups (or prob take them from the garbage) to come in to get free coffee. The district…

I don’t doubt that with a better surrounding cast he could have achieved even more overall, though perhaps at the cost of some of his total stat compiling. I bet he would have traded 50 career TDs for a better run game and defense to help him win a title.