I had the radio on in the car (for once) on the way to class late in my time in grad school, and I was like, “wait, this song sounds familiar, but I don’t actually know it, what is it?” until it got to the refrain, and I realized it was “Jeopardy” by Greg Kihn :D

I met up with (most) of my family at Busch Gardens Williamsburg last year for vacation, and two of my younger brothers and I were riding the rollercoasters. I forget which one we were on, but I was in one row next to a middle-aged gentleman who had a ballcap on, and my two brothers were in the row right behind us. I…

Better than being called “Dave” like this letter, anyway...

2. What the actual fuck is that actual truck?

I’m a hockey fan, and I still can’t figure out how they can do that. I don’t know if it’s really skill, or more of a “put your stick out there and hope the puck goes off it” kind of deal, especially at those speeds. And double especially if they’re deflecting one that’s in the air at all...

I mean, I find it hard to blame the wind in that case - when the camera pulled back, the flags on the top of the goalposts were hanging dead still straight down. 

Okay so - this is a pop foul... I didn’t think runners could advance on a foul ball? Has my whole baseball-watching life so far been a lie?

Wait, if it’s a pop foul, how could the runners advance? I didn’t think they could on a foul ball...

Yeah, growing up, my elementary school was 8-3, and high school was 8-2:45. We probably had 45-60 minutes in the former for lunch + recess, and I think it was 40 minutes in the latter for lunch.

Yeah, the graphic is fixed now, and looking at the IG video again, I realized she was a day older than me. (I have nothing useful to add other than “...shit, that sucks”, so...)

I got (re)greyed here on Adequate Man the other year, after being in the black for most of this particular site’s existence, for attempting to tease Dan McQuade(? I think) for his article on a weird toilet at like the first Deadspin Awards or something, in the form of a gif of Buzz Lightyear saying “you are a sad,…

This looks like Poker Night with Tom Brady and friends...

I mean, if Jorge had worn the stripey polo shirt, he’d’ve totally won.

Same chain, roughly the same time period (maybe a couple years later - 20 years ago was probably my ‘peak’ with them) - we got a free meal per shift, not sure if there was a specified dollar limit, but generally the attitude seemed to be roughly one value meal and/or up to say, $5?, but really, don’t be obviously a…

Reading this, instead I picture Luck in the Martin Sheen role:

Nah, more like ineffable.

It’s okay to be a little short, just don’t be egregiously wide :D

Huh. I’m guessing it was the Instagram post, actually. I’m just never *on* Instagram, so I assumed it was a Jalopnik article...

• My kids watch a lot of cartoons that I find annoying—e.g., Caillou.