IIRC, it was a Disney direct-to-video sequel (or close enough), maybe the one designed to serve as the pilot for the Stitch TV series? 

I mean, I’m all for a good “celebrities try cooking with real chefs, discuss random stuff and tell stories while doing so” show, but frankly... of the first ~2 episodes I watched, it was boring.

I mean, if you detonate those nukes “above the atmosphere”, I guess those nukes would indeed be “low fallout” in that the only radioactive bits to “fall out” would be leftover bomb components falling to Mars after the explosion. Space burst -> no irradiated dirt/debris etc. to get pulled up into what passes for Mars’…

For Fitment, if you’re doing the cheap all-purpose ones (like I did, and apparently Andrew) that you can buy anywhere, what I wish I’d discovered sooner was, warm the thing up. The cheap ones slide around a bit during the summer, cuz they’re all warm and expanded, so most likely, to put it on, my theory is if you took…

I mean, it may some, but in my experience, if you’re particularly paranoid, the solution is “grip harder”. And/or “don’t put a cheap wheel cover on a car if you’re going to be drifting.”

Wasn’t there a Jalopnik article about it last year, or early this year, with a few pics?

Yeah. Not as bad as Andrew’s, or some others here, but (as I may have mentioned in the past around here, certainly over on Deadspin) I slipped on ice March of last year (not even doing anything cool, just going to my car for work - and it was a little patch of stuff that’d melted and refroze, I just wasn’t paying…

For hitting, I remember there being some episode of a Sonic adaptation in which a character got easy walks just by being so short that his strike zone was impossible to hit. Are there any villains with the power to shrink while retaining full-size strength?

Never done the Amp versions (and no heavy plans to), but the Arby’s near me used to have Game Fuel Citrus Cherry, and I actually loved that. Then they somehow switched to being a Coke restaurant, and no more :(

I kinda *wish* I’d just broken my leg (tibia?), instead of my ankle in 3+ places last year (fibula was broken above the ankle, and then was off from the joint?, plus 2 more fractures around the ankle itself). I hurt just walking around the damn grocery store still, despite 2 surgeries leaving me with 2 plates and 14…

In all seriousness (in case you didn’t know), Dale Jr. actually DOES have a sister, and if memory serves, she is/was like his longtime business manager or similar, and now she’s a co-owner of Junior’s racing team.

Ha, I loved that making of feature - mainly for Ewan McGregor popping up off the mat after doing a fall, looking at the camera, grinning and saying “’Do you want to do Star Wars,’ they asked me - too f***ing right!”

Not quite the last football game I watched, but close.

I DD an ‘03 Corolla. I checked out a RAV-4 once or twice, it didn’t feel particularly spacious - heck, it almost felt more cramped in some ways than my Corolla (especially in the back seat, and especially when we still had a full-sized car seat).

I only have one kid, but when he was a couple years old, we bought a minivan, as we’re 1000 miles away from family, and I’d had enough of 2 long Christmas trips in my Corolla* where we literally had to unbury the sides of our son’s carseat to get him in and out at every stop.

I bought my Corolla new in ‘03, and yeah, I started by looking at Civics from that year, as my college roommate had one, and I’d driven his a few times. I just liked the size and feel of my Corolla over that year’s Civic (also the dash - for some damn stupid reason, the Civics had markings in 2mph, with bigger…

Nothing is as hilarious as a child under 5 swearing in the proper context.

Hell, I *liked* the use of “Dastardly”. Not one you get much any more. Not even over on say, Hardball Talk. “Dastardly” and “Scofflaw”, a couple words that need more of a comeback in our news headlines. 

Ah, the old claim that somehow, an invasion in Japan would have caused more deaths than most of the entire western theater from D-Day onward.

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